Okay, look at this from the perspective of an Occam’s razor enthusiast, wherein the simplest solution is equal measures zany and petrifying.
President Donald Trump may have put a Fox Business personality in charge of aliens during a Tuesday interview.
Egypt has invited billionaire Elon Musk to visit the country and see for himself that its famous pyramids were not built by aliens.
It’s hard to believe that during a time of national crisis, the White House is concerned with anything other than coronavirus containment. Ah, but look who’s in charge. So maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that the Pentagon not only has a UFO unit but is planning to release some of its findings to the public. (These are your tax dollars at work, people.)
UFO sightings in Canada hit a 10-year low in 2019, but the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic and exciting new celestial phenomena lead experts to suspect numbers will take off.
Bombshell: The government’s once-clandestine UFO program will reveal findings on unexplained materials and crashes.
“Frankly, if it’s something outside this planet that might actually be better than the fact that we’ve seen some sort of technological leap from the Chinese or Russians.”